Slim Shady isn’t actually back.

 

We Made You

We Made You

 

This song I hate with a passion, and ‘twas impossible to resist the temptation of writing about its multiple dreadful aspects.

We Made You – Eminem (released April 7th, 2009)

Let me justify myself. The lyrics get on my nerves. Was Eminem sponsored by pharmacies or something ? He keeps on talking about medication : Zantac, anti-acid, ventolin inhaler, Xenedrine, Retalin, Alfalfa…

 

Back by popular demand […]

Get ready to tackle any task that is at hand”

Back by popular demand ? We were asking for the witty Eminem with nice beats and positively hilarious lyrics, not the new let’s-introduce-a-piano-chorus-in-this-already-terrible-song-because-the-brainless-lyrics-aren’t-sufficiently-annoying Eminem. And yes, the piano chorus ticks me off, I simply cannot stand it. Not only that, but the irregular pauses he makes in between words or verses only contribute to ruining the already mediocre “rhythm”.

“Get ready to tackle any task that is at hand”, I might complete with “Like deal with hoards of unhappy fans”. Because yes, I am extremely unhappy. Is that all Eminem could come up with during an almost 5 year break ? Sheesh.

 

And what was up with the sempiternal name-dropping ? Why mention half of Hollywood ? Was he afraid he wouldn’t get enough attention if he hadn’t been dissing celebrities for 4 minutes and 47 painful seconds ?

(Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, Ellen Degeneres, Sarah Palin, Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, Jessica Alba, Elvis, Amy Winehouse, Blake Fielder-Civil).

By the way, half the stories are fucking outdated.

 

I’m simply hoping his album Relapse, to be released in May, won’t be as big of a disappointment.

 

– Kmi

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~ by thetunarhythm on April 23, 2009.

One Response to “Slim Shady isn’t actually back.”

  1. the best EMINEM single EVER dont deny it its fantastic.

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